I Am A Human Magic 8 Ball. Come Shake Me People

[r_vecchio]

1 question...
1 chance...
1 honest answer...

That's all you get. Ask me one question. Any one question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. An honest answer. No catch.

Well, okay, there's just one. All comments will be screened so your question stays private between you and me, and only you will get to see my answer to your question. But I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you.  

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad one of us does. Would you mind making this a little less cryptic, Benny, I've had a long day.

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

I'm not being cryptic. I'm being passive.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Fine. Would you mind being a little less passive, Benny, I've had a long day.

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

Passive will have to suffice for the time being. You're still biding your time, are you not?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

What? You make it sound like I'm about to launch an attack, Fraser.

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

You know what I meant. You insisted you needed more time, I said very well. Any further conversation on the subject was/is entirely unnecessary until you feel the time is appropriate.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh, now you wanna wait until I feel the "time is appropriate"? What's changed in the last thirteen comments?

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

I believe my original question and the comment I made after that, made it relatively clear that it was your choice.

I can go back to playing naive relatively easily, I just wanted it made known that it is, in fact, just an act in this instance, and I'm not entirely simple-minded.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I know you're not.

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

Good.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

What do you know?

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

Which 'you' are you inquiring about? The one still feigning naivete, or the other?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Fraser.

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

Ray.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

Okay...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Don't do that, Fraser. Okay? Tell me what you know.

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

Don't do what?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Play the passive card! You obviously think you know something so just spit it out. None of this "Okay..." crap, that's not you.

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

You apologized. I wasn't sure what it was you were apologizing for, so 'okay' seemed like a reasonable enough response.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You're not sure. Well, spell it out for me, Fraser, what aren't you sure about?!

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to do this with you, Ray. You answered my question, that was enough.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Fine. But you can't ask a question, Fraser, and expect an honest answer if you don't tell me what the hell you're talkin' about.

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

Very well.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

[ooc: BOOM!!!!!!! That icon. The Ray in my head who can see it just gagged.


...He may have taken offense/laughed a bit over the description of said icon though.]