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[r_vecchio]

 Why hasn't my egg hatched yet?

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[diefenbaker1.livejournal.com]

Have you talked to it?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Maybe it wasn't pollinated.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Flowers are pollinated, moron. Eggs are fertilised.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yes. Why would I talk to an egg?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Maybe this one needs to be pollinated.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

That what all your predictions are based upon? "Maybe this" and "maybe that"s? Yeah, you're real good at your job.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Sir, I am terribly sorry to enhance your perfectly understandable doubts regarding my abilities but you might acknowledge that you didn't hire me.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe that's just a reaction to the fact that you're a complete fraud?

[diefenbaker1.livejournal.com]

To encourage it. The chicken man talked to his.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, I haven't.

[diefenbaker1.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should try it.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

And perhaps I shouldn't listen to you.