My badge looks pretty

[r_vecchio]

You are 74% Canuck!

Now that's what I'm talking about! You did good, you really, really did. I can call you my friend and not have to feel ashamed, and I thank you for that, really I do. Thank you, that is just really great!

How Canadian Are You?
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Only 74%??

I've been away from Mounties for way too long...

You're Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.

How Sarcastic Are You?

Baby bunny?!  You seen what you look like, lady?

Sharp tongue I like.

You Are 28% Happy

You're not miserable, but you could stand to be a lot happier. Focus on what's right in the world, and you'll be happier than you ever thought possible.

How Happy Are You?

That means I'm 72% Unhappy.
Don't know what to say.

Comments

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I guess it can. Anyway, I was just telling you what I think.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Glad there are some circumstances when you feel comfortable sharing your thoughts.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

"Some" being the operative term here.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

"Some" being the term that pisses me off.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

What?! I'm supposed to tell you everything I think?!

?!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No. But when I ask it might be polite.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

That's not fair. Why am I not allowed to have privacy?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Whether it's fair doesn't come into it. Oh, I'm sorry, am I using your words against you again?

Listen, Ynez, you got me thinking all kinds of bad stuff about myself now. Whatever I made you think about when I mentioned the alcohol, I never meant for this to happen.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

You are, and it's mean.

There's no reason for you to think bad things about yourself. All you need to do is accept that sometimes no means no. It's just that simple.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna be mean. I'm stubborn, okay? And I don't give up easily. We could've sorted this whole thing out by know if you'd just spill. Seriosusly, it can't be any worse than I'm thinking right now.

Plenty of reasons. Arguing with you being one of them.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Right. We can sort things out if I do things your way.

I like that.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It's not about doing things my way or your way. It's about finding a way.

Why you being so difficult with this?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I'm being difficult?! You're the one who won't drop it!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You're being defensive. I didn't get to be a cop for nothing, Ynez. That means you're hiding something.

This isn't just about the question I asked, is it?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

You're using cop stuff on me!?

Not only are you bossy, you're treating me like a criminal!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

What the fuck? I was using it to make a point.

And it looks like I've made it.

I just, I don't know what to say to you anymore.

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Then don't say anything. Nobody's twisting your arm.

I told you never mind and I meant it.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Look, this - it uh, wasn't meant to be an interrogation. You don't wanna tell me, I can't force you but just so you know, I'm not - happy I guess would be the word - not happy with it. But I'm even unhappier arguing with you so... I'll drop it. It's dropped.

You uh, gonna keep talking to me?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'm glad you realized you can't force me.

Of course I'm going to keep talking to you. Now that we're changing the subject.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No problem.

You wanna hear something funny?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I'd love to.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Okay, lemme paint you a little picture.

There's a Mountie, let's call him Fraser. He liases with a cop, I wonder what we'll call him. Nah, I'll be nice. His name is Stanley uh, Kowalski.

Then Vecchio comes along, or back, whatever. Vecchio's the tall, dark and handsome one by the way. He's also a cop.

So, we have two official partner-less cops, a Mountie who liases and a mean, mean Lieutenant who I forgot to add to the story until just now.

You with me so far?

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

I'm with you. Even though the tall, dark, handsome one is distracting me.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

*grin* As he should do.

Anyway, these two cops haven't really, sorta got on very well. For reasons that really don't need re-hashing right now since this is meant to be a funny story. And they get talking. For once. In fact, it's a meme (which the tall, dark and handsome one loves) that gets them talking.

And Kowalski figures their Lieutenant is a mean, mean man, as mentioned before. Vecchio agrees, blah, blah, blah. And they come to the conclusion that should this mean, mean man partner them up, they could most probably survive it...

So…Detectives Vecchio and Kowalski… official partners?

[Narrator’s in-put, i.e. me, TDH one: “Oh my Lord, it’s like a cheesy spin-off.”]

[ynez-castillo.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding me? That would be great if you and Ray were partners!

Even given the cheesy spin-off factor, I can't think of anything that would be better for both of you.