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Dewey told me a joke last night that was actually pretty funny. I guess that made me smile in the “I’m amused but I can’t be bothered to laugh out loud” sort of way. It was one of his better ones. Uh, heh, actually, Benny might quite like it.

Dewser: Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide?

And I just kinda looked at him like he was crazy ‘cause we’d been talking about- jeez, what were we talking about? Uh, something about Japanese women and how they don’t like other people hearing them, y’know, go to the toilet so the government did- wait a sec.





Okay, so Dewey said I started wrong. Apparently Japanese women don’t like other women hearing them doing their thing, right? So they, so they flush the toilet repeatedly to uh, well, I can only imagine to drown out the noise of them…doing their thing. Anyway, the government- got pissed off ’cause the water went, the water bill went through the roof so some guy - don’t know his name, some guy invented a machine to- that simulates the sound of flushing to- look, I can’t explain it with Dewey interrupting me all the time.

Basically, we were talking about some stupid story and by ‘talking about’ I mean, Dewey was subjecting me to the now usual ear-bashing I’ve come to expect since - coming back to Chicago. Seriously, that man never shuts up. Is a little P & Q too much to ask?

Yeah, you were supposed to read that, moron. Take the hint!

Anyway, where the hell was I? I feel like I’m baby-sitting…

Alright, so he’s telling me about the weirdo-esses across the Pacific and all of a sudden, he just leaps into the joke, like one follows on from the other. Now I don’t see any connection between shy Japanese women and over-hygienic Eskimos and God knows, I’m not gonna ask. So I just look at him kinda strange and he looks back like he’s waiting for somethin’.

When that something doesn’t come along, the uh, goofy grin drops a little, I mean, you almost wouldn’t notice but when you’re close, yeah, I saw it. Then comes the punch line.

Dewser: Because it’s too cold out-tide!

And heaven help me, that actually brought a smile to my face. I think my sense of humor has taken a huge, damaging blow in recent weeks. 





Oh, apparently he was waitin’ for a drum roll.

Like I can read minds.
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Date: 2007-05-05 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kara-marie.livejournal.com

I don't get it!!!

Date: 2007-05-05 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
Out-tide.

Outside.

Date: 2007-05-05 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
Yeah, whatever.

[ooc: Ray = :(]

Date: 2007-05-05 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ray--k.livejournal.com
[ooc: er, why's Ray making sad faces about Ray and Fraser getting married?]

Date: 2007-05-05 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
[ooc: 'Cause no-one told him and he found out over the 'net again! XD He's a moody bastard but he won't spoil anything, don't worry!]

Date: 2007-05-05 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ray--k.livejournal.com
[ooc: ahaha, I was assuming most people know by now just 'cause Ray definitely would've said something. I'm just not around enough to play it all out.]

Date: 2007-05-05 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
[ooc: Heh, that's okay. I think I'm gonna stick with Ray not knowing, but he will get over it pretty quick. That's just how I've had in my head since the proposal thread- so sweet, btw! Fraser hasn't said anything to him but Nikki did say she's confining Ray to the kiddie table at the wedding! x_x Cakewar!alert!

Ray: ...that kid has a bigger piece than me. Why does that kid have a bigger piece than me?!

Hehehe!

Date: 2007-05-05 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ray--k.livejournal.com
[ooc: ahahahah, poor Ray. RayK says he can sit at the big boys table. ;P]

Date: 2007-05-05 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
[ooc: For the sake of my Ray's sanity, I thank RayK!

And uh, ask whether he and Fraser will be wearing matching suits...]

Date: 2007-05-05 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com
Nor do I....

Date: 2007-05-05 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
You are kidding me.

Date: 2007-05-05 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com
It doesn't make sense.

Date: 2007-05-05 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
It's a joke.

Date: 2007-05-05 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com
It still has to make some kind of sense. Unless you're a surrealist.

Date: 2007-05-05 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
It does mak sense! Outside out-tide! Rhmying wodrs!

Date: 2007-05-05 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com
Yes, its a very pretty rhyme. I fail to see what the tide has to do with the Inuit doing their laundry, though.

Date: 2007-05-05 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
They wash it in the water! Jeez.

Date: 2007-05-05 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com
So they're in a coastal settlement?

Date: 2007-05-05 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
Ugh, who cares?!

Date: 2007-05-05 08:23 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-05-05 08:24 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-05-05 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com
So it makes sense to me and I can get the joke with everyone else.

Date: 2007-05-05 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
You're just supposed to laugh okay? Just laugh!

Date: 2007-05-05 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com
LOL!

XD XD XD

Date: 2007-05-05 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-vecchio.livejournal.com
There! See? Don't you fele better now?
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