Tell me again why I do these things...

[r_vecchio]

Mmm, I am Lemon Flavoured. I am bitter and twisted. Expect from me acerbic humour and sharp commentary. While I may seem nasty at first, I'm actually quite good company if I like you, so long as you don't mind a bit of cutting to the chase. What Flavour Are You?

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[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Consider it done. Lawyers have love lives now? Woah. Lingering eye contact across the court room, "working" late on cases sorta thing? ...gee, kinky.

No to which?

[alan_shore]

This is news? There's a reason judges are accorded their own private chambers as I was reminded only a few weeks ago.

Disorientation.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah, bet you see the inside of those walls pretty regularly.

You gonna answer the other question then? I'm more than happy to wait and find out for myself, if you'd prefer that.

[alan_shore]

What's more, I occasionally find myself shoved up against them.

While I'm sure a search through the various databases would turn up a number of very colorful anecdotes (not to mention a few choice phrases scrawled in the margins), I don't believe my ticklishness or lack thereof has ever been officially documented.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I can imagine that quite clearly. Ever the submissive one, huh?

Then let's document it, buddy. We ever happen to bump into each other on the street one day, or find ourselves in a fishin' boat together, I'll make it my duty to confirm (or deny) the rumors of your ticklishness.

[alan_shore]

Quoth the meme, "The roles of a tomato are many and varied."

Things slow at the precinct? Waiting on a new batch of coffee?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Somehow I can't see you doing the shoving...

Yeah, you got it. Defense lawyers round here just don't have your expertise so all the perps are ending up in the slammer. Business is slow, so I got the time to document whatever I want.

[alan_shore]

Somehow, I don't imagine you ever will.

It's a date, then.