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Oh my God, I'm in love. Oh my God, I can't wait to see Asher. Oh my God, did you know he took me on a dirty week to London last year?

NEWSFLASH! Not everything is about you, Ray! Do you ask me how I am? Do you offer to go kiss the butcher on the lips - on the LIPS, eww! - for extra sausage now? I don't think so! You know, just once it would be nice if you or Ma asked me what's going on in my life. Dio mio,  I'm a thirt--a young woman with a life of her own, I have things to say too! I might be in love for all you know! As a matter of fact, I am. And no, before you say it, it is not with the window cleaner. I'm pretty sure he'd rather peek at you or Tony through the curtains if you get what I'm saying.  My point is, just because you can talk to me about stuff now doesn't mean it's Ray time all the time! Jeez!

So, what are we all talking about then?