for Asher because...

...well, most normal people don't like musicals.

This is what the slackers get up to?! Oh no, we work, we pay taxes, we earn the food we put on the table and what do they do? Crawl outta their "suites" at ten o'clock at night, head down to the "buttery" and grab a snack! In my day - and by my day I mean recently - students actually had to work at college, not...go to the gym and eat organic food and go to Broadway with their profs.

[ooc: I think this might be the best ever thing in the history of things ever XD]