5, 4, 3, 2 ,1

5 Reasons you would never ask your friends for advice.
 - he's Canadian
 - he's Canadian
 - excluding Fraser, the rest of my friends aren't exactly shining examples of how to live a good life
 - he's Canadian
 - as in from Canada

4 Things you do with your money.
 - spend it
 - save it
 - count it
 -...wave it? Watch it disappear from my bank account for no apparent reason

3 Reasons you should possibly see a shrink.
 - what's the opposite of insomnia? When you just want to sleep all the damn time? That.
 - if it's a woman, because she's pretty?
 - because it's hard being the only sane one in an insane world

2 Places you will never forget.
 - London
 - Vegas

1 Language you can speak
 - jeez, I can't think of one