Username meme

Out of hospital which means nice food again. Which means waffles and calamari food again. Which got me to thinking: I might change my username, you know, spice things up a bit.

waffle_man is already taken, unfortunately.

calamari_man is still free though Could you see yourself as being LJ friends with a calamari_man? Or uh, waffs_n_cal? Or should I go for something different, that reflects some other side of me? Like uh, hot_v or hot_stuff or slick_dresser or ladies_man?

I guess this is kind of like a USERNAME MEME then. So if you got an idea, let's hear it. What should I be (or should I have been) called?