this was disturbing, even to me

Your Butt Says You're Competitive

You are a powerful, assertive person. You are a go-getter in all aspects of your life. You are not afraid to flirt and show off what you've got. At times, you can be a bit full of yourself. You are drawn toward close, one-on-one relationships. You crave a partner - romantic or otherwise. You are friendly and self-assured. You're not one to brag, but you're quite happy with yourself overall. You tend to be a serious, straight laced kind of person. It takes you a while to warm up and let loose.

What Does Your Butt Say About You?

 

My ass says I'm competitive... Damn, I knew it talked about me behind my back............... ba dum bum psh