Meme

( Meme Time )

ooc: yoinked from Sionnain's journal

Drabble-Matic
I can never say no to these things.


An Addictive Occurrence

Ray paced up and down, jiggling his mouth. His very good friend, Mary Sue Gun, had arranged to meet him here in the Tower. "I have something hurtful to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Gun was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Ray expected to see her bounce up, her annoying hair streaming behind her and her obsessive eyes aglow.

Ray heard footsteps, but they seemed rather quiet for a delicate and lonely girl like Mary Sue Gun, whose tread was damaged. He turned around and found Asher staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Asher said hungrily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Ray had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so intensely. "Mary Sue Gun asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Asher, his eye began to throb silently.

"Oh," Asher said, rashly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Ray said and caught Asher by his neck. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Asher said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a starving fugitive that hadn't eaten for days on end..

From behind a silver, Mary Sue Gun watched with an unsure light in her compulsive eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Ray/Asher". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the dog from extinction.


...Because that's EXACTLY how it would go... Ray's eye throbs silently a lot... XD