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Who would you rather not ever have angry at you?
My Ma. Nobody does Catholic guilt trip like her.

Are you content with the direction your life is going in? Why or Why not?
What direction? It's pretty damn directionless if you ask me.

What have you accomplished that you are proud of?
Oh, I don't know. I was kinda proud when I won the lottery until Frannie and Fraser ganged up on me.

What have you not done that you wish you had?
Found the right person a long time ago.

Have you ever felt like the victim of injustice? Describe it.
Yeah. Know what injustice is? Injustice is still living at home when you're forty, despite having a job that just pays well enough to get your own place. Injustice is having the kids dumped on you for babysitting whenever because people think I got nothin' better to do. Injustice is turning forty, period. I'm gonna be older than Asher in one way and that's one way too many. God, I'm gonna kill myself.

How much money would it take for you to feel financially secure?
Check my bank account. Triple it.

Selfish or Philanthropist?
Oh, who cares.

Do you speak in a high or low pitch voice?
Neither!

When might it be higher or lower than usual?
Higher when I'm...you're giving me a headache. Lower when I'm tired.

Do you have a regional accent?
I don't have an accent. You have an accent.

Do you tend to be a loud or soft talker?
What d'you think?

Do you tend to consider your words carefully, or simply say what is on your mind?
Depends.