Found in uh, Ynez's journal

Which creature of the night are you? Your Result: Vampire   You are a social pragmatist, as likely to kiss as to bite. Your sensuality and social pragmatism is the counter-balance to your existential angst and your tendency toward depression.
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Incubus/Succubus
Cthulu Spawn
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I'm genuinely surprised by this. I didn't realize vamps were the type to:

Open the hood and see if they can fix the problem when their car has broken down in the middle of the countryside, or

Go back inside and hope the neighbors think it's just an eccentric decoration when they find a threatening gris-gris (voodoo charm) stuck onto your door with a knife, or

Sit on their porch with wine or absinthe, making eyes at a waifish young member of the opposite sex on a beautiful full-moon lit night, or

Bond with them for life when someone offers them their heart, unashamedly and with no reservations.

I thought their beverage was red blood over beer; fairly sure their club of choice wouldn't be in their living room with those they love; and as for Jack Nicholson, that's just taste.

Tell me again how I got vampire?