There's probably a prize at the end

This is a better Thanksgiving meme. One where I don't have to do anything. If you're sly/boring/a stranger, you'll probably end up copying somebody else's answers and that's just not cool.

In a nutshell, you fill in the blanks about me (feel free to guess at the ones you don't know, I need a laugh) and reply with the answers. Some of them aren't exactly "How well do you know me?" questions but it's not like I wrote them. Complaints on a postcard to:

I really don't care.

That's in Texas if anybody is wondering.


( Happy Thanksgiving )