TM #258: What words would you like to see added to/removed from common use?

Over the past couple of years I've slooowly grown to hate the word doubt. It's not even spelt as you say it, that should be enough of a warning to users to steer clear. The sentiment is fine unless you're Asher, I got no problem with it. It's just the word. The look of it, with its fat b next to the t. You should never see a b next to a t, it's just not natural. It looks like an English word, they're big fans of the ou, right? Yeah, and I bet they say it "doot" too. Dowt. I could live with that spelling. I doubt it. I misbelieve it. I distrust it. Nobody likes not to be trusted, you big doubters.

Bet your names are all Thomas too.

I also want the word old to just up and disappear. Maybe that'll stop the kids next door from yelling out "Mister Old" whenever they see me. It's Vecchio. Just because you picked up an Italian-English dictionary does not mean I've changed my name! I'm not old! I'm not Mister Old! I'm Mister Vecchio.

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Fandom: due South/Psych
Rating: PG
Notes: Kissing booth idea mercilessly stolen from souncanadian, which made the seed grow. Other than that, all mine :) For dial_a_psychic and the kissing!meme. Hope it's okay!



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