Candyman

What is the point of those teeny tiny chocolate bars? The ones as big as your thumb? Kids go crazy over those damn things and they're smaller than the normal ones. They're getting less chocolate and less sugar and yet they practically gouge each others eyes out to get to them. I can fit an entire one in my mouth!

And, oh my God, when Christmas comes around, the candy gets smaller. I bet I get a black eye this year in the stampede to get to them.

Will someone please tell me what the big deal is here?!