Meme from blues player

1. Today I... took a 2x4 to my shoulder and spent two hours in hospital. I didn't get to see The Dark Knight.
2. Tomorrow I will... take a hot bath. Maybe see The Dark Knight.
3. I want to be... a rock star, hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.........? Or a millionaire. Yeah, a millionaire.
4. I can't... feel my neck

( 5. I am afraid of...bruise-poking! )