Ray Vecchio patted his car lovingly. “Ah, it's okay baby, it's not personal. The guy just had a deep desire to get to his chickens.”
When did I start saying things like that and thinking it’s normal? My car gets trashed for chickens. CHICKENS! And it doesn’t end there. Hell, it doesn’t even start there. But somewhere along the line, canoeing through sewers, riding in space rocket vans, which, by the way, I still can’t believe I let those two talk me into, getting locked in a padded room whilst wearing a straight-jacket; it all became…normal. Reality.
But now, thinking back, I’m pretty sure it was temporary insanity. Y’know, like, insane by association. What can I say, the Mountie rubbed off on me. Before I knew it, I was talking to the wolf and jumpin’ off buildings with him. Fraser, not Dief. Although, Dief’s done his fair share of ‘skraper-diving too. And when you got twenty guys with oozies on you, never mind the appropriate response, when you got Fraser around, it’s kinda the only response. So if I was ever insane, it’s all down to Fraser. His fault. Totally. Right, Benny?
When did I start saying things like that and thinking it’s normal? My car gets trashed for chickens. CHICKENS! And it doesn’t end there. Hell, it doesn’t even start there. But somewhere along the line, canoeing through sewers, riding in space rocket vans, which, by the way, I still can’t believe I let those two talk me into, getting locked in a padded room whilst wearing a straight-jacket; it all became…normal. Reality.
But now, thinking back, I’m pretty sure it was temporary insanity. Y’know, like, insane by association. What can I say, the Mountie rubbed off on me. Before I knew it, I was talking to the wolf and jumpin’ off buildings with him. Fraser, not Dief. Although, Dief’s done his fair share of ‘skraper-diving too. And when you got twenty guys with oozies on you, never mind the appropriate response, when you got Fraser around, it’s kinda the only response. So if I was ever insane, it’s all down to Fraser. His fault. Totally. Right, Benny?