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See, this is what's wrong with America.

Immigrants.

We let anybody and everybody into this country nowadays.

I was walking down the street, and believe me, this is no joke, when this old lady comes up to me and sneers at my badge.

"You the ol' bill?"

She was English.

"Excuse me, ma'am?" That's what I said. All I said.

And then she called me filth! Or the filth! Or something. I can't really remember on account of the fact she was HITTING ME WITH HER HANDBAG! I was brutally attacked in the street by an old English woman, with bad articulation, and no-one came forward as a witness! I got laughed back into the Riv.

I tell ya, if everyone is like that in England, Turnbull is gonna be sorely disappointed if he ever gets to meet the Queen.

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That's it. I've decided, people. I'm moving. Don't stop me.