Been lurking in the bushes, have we...?

From _call_me_snake_ 

r_vecchio's LJ stalker is ray__k!

ray__k is stalking you because they saw your picture and fell in love.. They are also getting with your significant other!

    

This is...uh huh, okay. Not funny. Though the picture part makes sense.

I wanna know who the significant other is, Kowalski. Maybe I can guess.