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...I think that's a baby thing, not a weird-ass-Mountie thing.
You might be right. She still has the weird Mountie stuff to pick up then. Actually, I'm pretty sure she licked my neck last time I held her, there was definite baby spit on it that hadn't been there before. Guess she inherited that.
The weird-ass-Mountie licks your neck?
What? No. No, he licks disgusting stuff. Like dirt. Probably licks K--never mind. The weird-ass Mountie has a name too, you know.
First name Dudley, last name Do-Right?
With a Benny Fraser somewhere in the middle of that, yeah.
What about you? Vampires can have kids, right. You ever thought about it?
No little Limburger for you ever?
Because I was turned into a vampire and I'm pretty much as good as sterile? Yeah, that.
Oh... Is that only the pure born vamps that can have kids?
More or less. They're also the only ones dumb enough to want to. It's all about preserving the bloodlines with them. Only way they can up their numbers without tainting themselves is to reproduce, and they do... but they don't age normally. Two-hundred year-old vampires who look like they're eleven... It's creepy.
So...you wouldn't want to even if you could? Creepiness aside.
Fair enough. If you change your mind there's always adoption. Look at Madonna.
Not for any reasons that involve her having kids.
I'm guessing not for any involving an affinity for raiding tombs either.
Is Angelina Jolie the one that was uh...with the rumors about...y'know, with her brother?
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