SMAss (Save My Ass!) (c)

[r_vecchio]

Someone find me Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer on DVD. I'm stuck playing Mama&Papa Bear tonight and there's no way I'm gonna let myself be pricked to death again. My ass can't take it any longer. This donkey? HAS NO TAIL! Okay?

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[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'll give you a ring if I survive the day. If I don't then uh, I dunno, give me a ring and when I don't pick up, alert the authorities.

I like how you think...