SMAss (Save My Ass!) (c)

[r_vecchio]

Someone find me Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer on DVD. I'm stuck playing Mama&Papa Bear tonight and there's no way I'm gonna let myself be pricked to death again. My ass can't take it any longer. This donkey? HAS NO TAIL! Okay?

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Re: it's not a DVD, but...

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

Yay!! *gives him a smacking kiss on the cheek*


ooc: I love it!! Wes and Orli sent it to Will so he just had to assault tag his friends.

Re: it's not a DVD, but...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Merry Nearly Christmas, Will.

Re: it's not a DVD, but...

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

Same to you, Ray. Got any exciting plans for the holiday?

Re: it's not a DVD, but...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I do actually. But I, uh, need to keep it y'know, under wraps. It's a surprise, for a friend.

Re: it's not a DVD, but...

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

Gotcha! Surprises are so cool!

Re: it's not a DVD, but...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm hoping this one will be pretty special. You gonna be lounging on your private island over Christmas or spending it with family?

Re: it's not a DVD, but...

[will-porter.livejournal.com]

We'll definitely be staying on the island, for the pets if nothing else. We've got a friend flying up, but I'm not sure if he'll end up freezing his ass off and wanting to go home by Christmas.