omg!faint

[r_vecchio]

Nnnnnuuurrrgghhh.

All I see is Asher in a white dinner suit.

What's wrong with me??

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT. Seriously. Like, woah, I have to see this episode. I'm actually too tired to put this WOAHNESS into words! Thank you dear sister for linking me it! :D

*salivates*

...is he a waiter...?

 

ETA: Oral fixation FTW! Moustache, GET OFF HIS FACE. Hat? I like it!

Comments

[asher_talos]

Why? Cause I play him?! Huh? XD

Lee-Oh-Ben. Just say it all smashed together and there you have it.

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. ;D

Ooooh. Yay, I've been saying it right! I quite like the name now, actually. ;P

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh my, his name is like a gay BSG/due South crossover fic title a la Asher.

"Lee!"

"Oh, Ben!"

AndthentheyhadsexandKowalskidivorcedhim.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

:O

Home wrecker!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't look at me, it's Fraser who decided to do it with a guy named after a space shuttle.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Maybe it was anti!Fraser again? Fell off something high, hurt his head, started hitting old ladies with doors and slutting around with aliens. You know, it happens.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh please, Fraser was faking it all along. He just did it to make it easier for Vecchio to make a pass at him - "I thought we were friends?" Disappointment, when Ray answers, "Oh, we are" and doesn't give him the kiss he'd offered - but Ray, being the gentleman that he is, fell for the amnesia hook, line and sinker and couldn't take advantage of his friend. No matter how many times Fraser talked about two people who've been bound together. Ray gave him hope throughout- "Yeah, but you look good in it." "...where alone we're incomplete but together we're better than we are separately..." - but each time, it was cruelly, albeit unwittingly, dashed by Ray, much to his dismay should he ever have realised. And Fraser, himelf, soon realised that despite the fact "That's probably why we've been such close...[insert 'near-lovers' here]," that Ray wasn't going to have the courage to make his move and so, he MIRACULOUSLY regained his memory within about five minutes. He still could't refrain from making one last attempt at the end though, which again, Ray cut off because Fraser is obviously still in a 'fragile' state.

In conclusion, Miss, Ray Vecchio is a good and honourable man and Fraser is a cheater cheater pumpkin eater! Herein ends my show and tell. *folds away pointer stick and scrubs board clean*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

..................

He still has a wee thang.

:D

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

BED IN YOUR HEAD!!!

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

I.. really like this. ;P

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It was the pumpkin that turned you, wasn't it..?

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

XD It was ALL OF IT. Twas a very good canon-supportive mini-essay!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Thank you kindly! I could write forever on the more controversial interpretations of Flashback. Maybe one day I shall. :D

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

... Ray is not impressed.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I know! Ray deserves better than a wayward Mountie with a thing for aliens...

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

Like an Italian Stallion? :O

;)

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Why, now that you mention it, yes! Asher is a mere place-holder, a cheap replica, for The Man who TRULY holds Ray's heart! His look-a-like, Raaaaaaaaaymond Kowalski! COME ON DOWN!

;P

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

:O

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Is that Fraser or Asher..?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Oh, wow...could work for either...duh. I totally remember who I play ALL the time XD

ASHER! MEAN!

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

*nods solemnly* I suspected as much.

Good thing there is no divorce going on. Ray promises not to hurt Asher's chances with Vecchio.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

.....you both suck.

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

I suck because there's no divorce and Ray and Fraser are going to live happily ever after forever and ever and adopt little Canadian babies? :O

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank God. Ray'd cry otherwise.

The mental images are, however, rather amusing. For me, anyway. They're nearly killing Ray. Everytime he gets even close to imagining Asher like that, he freaks out in my head! (No offence to Kowalski! <3) Like one of those fainting goats!

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

Ray is very confused about this whole situation! He doesn't know where Asher factors into Turnbull and Vecchio! (I am confused as well. XD)