This is Ray Vecchio and I am OUTRAGED!

[r_vecchio]

I AM NOT FAT!!

My waist is 32". THAT is not FAT! Ask anybody, anybody! I don't even eat your stupid chocolate, Wonka! TAKE THAT, you fiendish toad. With bad hair! And oh, sweet Mary, the WORST glasses I have EVER seen in my ENTIRE life! And I'm gonna carry on eating cheeseburgers and polenta and waffles and calamari BECAUSE I LIKE IT!

So- you can just- just- go and be PURPLE somewhere else! Another Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight will never again pass these lips. I'm on strike. That is all.


(Asher, point me towards Hershey.)

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[col-depp.livejournal.com]

*passes Ray a bottle of wine*

No one's insulting you, Ray. Relax man. Let it go.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

*takes it but is still, as Fraser would say, moooooooody*

I don't have a glass...

*indignant sniff*

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

*hands him one*

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

*mumbles a thank you*

I don't have a cork screw...

*indignant sni-*

Nah, I'm just yanking your chain. Want one?

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

Of course..*chuckles*

So how many people is it going to take to tell you that you're not fat? Cause if you're fat..I'm old.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

*pours a half glass for himself, and a full one for JD*

Well, you are forty-f- uh, I mean, thanks, I guess. No more people needed. I figure an A list celeb should know what he's talking about. *pats his stomach*

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

Forty-four, yes I know, but at least I'm still young at heart.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

And that's what counts, my friend.