r_vecchio: ([Ray] I See The Light!!!! SHIT!)
Ray Vecchio ([personal profile] r_vecchio) wrote2007-08-06 11:39 pm
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This is Ray Vecchio and I am OUTRAGED!

I AM NOT FAT!!

My waist is 32". THAT is not FAT! Ask anybody, anybody! I don't even eat your stupid chocolate, Wonka! TAKE THAT, you fiendish toad. With bad hair! And oh, sweet Mary, the WORST glasses I have EVER seen in my ENTIRE life! And I'm gonna carry on eating cheeseburgers and polenta and waffles and calamari BECAUSE I LIKE IT!

So- you can just- just- go and be PURPLE somewhere else! Another Whipple-Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight will never again pass these lips. I'm on strike. That is all.


(Asher, point me towards Hershey.)

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