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After the first three eps, I'm exhausted from the laughter...
Shirley Schmidt-Ho!!
You bumptious moron!
Hop away, horny toad.
Well, well, well, well, well, if you're a client, I'll get you off. If you're not, the offer's still good.
Welcome to Boston Legal.
Jeffrey. The gross man is fondling me.
It's the official firm greeting.
Oh God, no. No, no, no, I love dwarves. I actually was hoping you'd be one.
That was pretty much it. Breasts and a head.
How did you leave it?
I just left. I didn’t know what else to do. I just walked out.
Do you think it’s possible she could’ve followed you here?
I don’t think so…why?
Well…*looks down*
[insert ten minute laughter here]
Jeffrey’s cell phone ring tone!!!!!
Alan: I like the new girl, Claire.
Denny: Hmm. She called me gross. And fat. I think she’s attracted to me.
Alan: These are exciting times with Crane, Poole and Schmidt. New lawyers, the juiciest case in town, a dead judge. And to add to it all-
Denny: I’m being sued by a killer dwarf.
Ivan, you’re choking on your sixth wife. Have you ever thought about slowing down and chewing them up more carefully?
ALAN REPRESENTING SHIRLEY’S EX-HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!
*puts hand up* I’m a fan of ridiculous.
Alan: Don’t be so greedy, there’s enough fun to go round for everybody.
Shirley: I forbid you to represent this man.
Alan: Even better!
Alan has THE best vocabulary in the world...
OMG, Judge Brian Hooper did it! Oh, how I love Jeffrey.
Denny is 72...?!
Shirley, you’re being retaliatory. It becomes you.
OMG!! SCOTT DID IT! He won’t let them look at his therapist records!
I’m under oath. It wasn’t his best work.
XD
A meeting? …would I have to talk?
You’re much more impressive when you don’t.
Alan wants Shirley? Does everyone want Shirley?? “I was almost there.” What’s that mean?! I almost believed you? Huh? Huh?!
I can’t love you anymore.
Aww, Shirley!
Ahaha! Does every ep finish with Alan and Denny on the balcony?
My God, Denny has the libido of a twenty year old.
Denny: Here’s to all shapes and sizes, my friend.
Alan: And to new and exciting adventures.
Denny: Except for Shirley.
O.M.G I didn’t think it was possible to love another show as much as due South. This is bad. This is very, very b-GOOD! Wheeee! *watches next ep*
WHO DID IT?!?!?!?!?!!? WHO KILLED HOOPER?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hop away, horny toad.
Well, well, well, well, well, if you're a client, I'll get you off. If you're not, the offer's still good.
Welcome to Boston Legal.
Jeffrey. The gross man is fondling me.
It's the official firm greeting.
Oh God, no. No, no, no, I love dwarves. I actually was hoping you'd be one.
That was pretty much it. Breasts and a head.
How did you leave it?
I just left. I didn’t know what else to do. I just walked out.
Do you think it’s possible she could’ve followed you here?
I don’t think so…why?
Well…*looks down*
[insert ten minute laughter here]
Jeffrey’s cell phone ring tone!!!!!
Alan: I like the new girl, Claire.
Denny: Hmm. She called me gross. And fat. I think she’s attracted to me.
Alan: These are exciting times with Crane, Poole and Schmidt. New lawyers, the juiciest case in town, a dead judge. And to add to it all-
Denny: I’m being sued by a killer dwarf.
Ivan, you’re choking on your sixth wife. Have you ever thought about slowing down and chewing them up more carefully?
ALAN REPRESENTING SHIRLEY’S EX-HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!
*puts hand up* I’m a fan of ridiculous.
Alan: Don’t be so greedy, there’s enough fun to go round for everybody.
Shirley: I forbid you to represent this man.
Alan: Even better!
Alan has THE best vocabulary in the world...
OMG, Judge Brian Hooper did it! Oh, how I love Jeffrey.
Denny is 72...?!
Shirley, you’re being retaliatory. It becomes you.
OMG!! SCOTT DID IT! He won’t let them look at his therapist records!
I’m under oath. It wasn’t his best work.
XD
A meeting? …would I have to talk?
You’re much more impressive when you don’t.
Alan wants Shirley? Does everyone want Shirley?? “I was almost there.” What’s that mean?! I almost believed you? Huh? Huh?!
I can’t love you anymore.
Aww, Shirley!
Ahaha! Does every ep finish with Alan and Denny on the balcony?
My God, Denny has the libido of a twenty year old.
Denny: Here’s to all shapes and sizes, my friend.
Alan: And to new and exciting adventures.
Denny: Except for Shirley.
O.M.G I didn’t think it was possible to love another show as much as due South. This is bad. This is very, very b-GOOD! Wheeee! *watches next ep*
WHO DID IT?!?!?!?!?!!? WHO KILLED HOOPER?!?!?!?!?!?!
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I just rewatched the Ivan ep. Alan questioning Shirley was priceless. Sadly, after the whole Alan-wants-to-have-sex-with-Shirley SL plays out, they don't have much screentime anymore (although Spader says he's always begging to do scenes with Candice).
And yeah, every ep ends with a balcony scene. Some of the season one eps didn't, but after that...
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