r_vecchio | Because I'm a sucker for punishment and these are kinda fun.

Oh, come on! Jeez...

You should so go for it. Hey, you could tell me if the holes in the neck really do hurt as much as they say.

I could use an added budget of $43,804...

Nah, you gotta wait till I'm dead to get that. Pretty sure I'm still alive at the moment.

Oh. Right. Sure. Yes, you are. There is that.

And you call yourself a genius, doc?

Yes I do.

Oh... Hey how'd you get to call yourself one of those?

IQ test.

I could do one of those. Bet I'd get a good score too. They give you starter points for owning a bowling alley?

The Police Report After Mana Murdered You by Fidget
Name:
Gender:
Age:
Date of Death:	December 19, 2025
Cause of Death:	Drained of blood through two holes in the neck
Number of Open Wounds:	6,572
Witness:
What They Witnessed:
Mana's Suspected Motive:	Disgusted by your fashion sense
Mana's Alibi:	"I was practicing my singing, I couldn"t have."
Reward for Information Regarding This Murder:	$43,804
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