Creepy?

[r_vecchio]

And this is why I don't use public transportation...

Comments

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

The latest "Final Destination" movie campaign is getting out of ideas, huh?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Looks like it. Let's hope no-one takes it too seriously.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Like teenagers?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Or little kids who escape the grasp of their over-protective mothers.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

....

Dude, that was innecesary and creepy.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

But still a possibility.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

A creppy possibility. That implies that you have to clean after too.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Alright, I've lost you.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

Well, don't you serve and protect and clean after?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No. There are independent biohazardous-cleaning crews for that.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

To clean your mess? Isn't that kinda mean?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

How is a dead body the police's mess?

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

... I frankly have no idea.

But what if the dead body is the product of a corrupt police officer?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Then the cops who find the dead body still aren't responsible for cleaning it up. Use your head.

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

To clean it up? No thank you, my head would make a magnificent mop, but then I'd end up with split ends and I'm sure it wouldn't be worth it.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

What's that the Monroe stop? Or the Chicago stop?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Uh, the second?

[ooc: I have no idea if it's even if the US or not! XD]

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Looks like it.

[ooc: Oddly enough it does look like some of the underground stops on the El here, lol.]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

How d'you like this one?

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Oh, ha ha.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Nice, huh? Except for the implied pedophilia.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Don't you have work to do instead of this?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah but I'm not really in the mood right now.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

No one's ever in the mood. Get it done.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah........no. I think I'd rather just take it easy for the rest of my shift.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Fine. Never get you paperwork done.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Please. Like I haven't thought of that. It'll get done. Just as soon as Fraser gets here.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

You use Fraser... of course you do.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

What? He offered! Kind of. It's not like he does it all the time. Just sometimes. Look, he'd be hurt if I didn't let him.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Can I just say, bull?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I think I would know my best friend a little bit better than you, Murph.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Yeah and I think that Fraser would do paperwork for a complete stranger because he's just that kind of guy.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

There you go. Fraser likes paperwork. Just like I said.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

No, he does it out of a sense of obligation.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No, he does it because he enjoys helping people. Don't try and guilt trip me.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Oh so you can feel guilty. I'll keep going then.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Do not even pretend to know a thing about my friendship with Fraser. I mean it.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Vecchio, what would it take to make you do your own paperwork?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

A lot more than you probably have in mind.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

You're really frustrating, you know that?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You mighta mentioned it once or twice.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Just making sure.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I doubt I'll forget any time soon.