Portrait of an Artist

[r_vecchio]

So everybody knows I'm artistic, right? I hardly even have to say it. I'm not into art and I don't know much about art but, you know, when you're blessed with a gift like I am you just can't help but use it sometimes.

Anyway, I did a self portrait online a little while back and thought it was my duty to share it with you all. I think it's...well, I think it will touch some of you out there.





I suspect you're speechless. Just look at it, feel it. The badge, the color, see how I made one of my eyes hazel? The swirl of my ear, the pink kissable lips... I welcome comments and positive feedback but no constructive criticism, thank you.

Because I was bored the artiste in me wasn't satisfied after that, it made me do another one. And because I wanted to experiment with hair it chose Asher. Behold. Again.





I know those of you who really appreciate art at its purest will be angry and sad but: I don't accept requests. I'm sorry.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Don't try to flip it and lay all the blame on me. You're the one who assumes. I just give you what you expect.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

'Like I'd tell you' is not what I expect, Asher.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

No, it's not what you want. Don't confuse the two.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It's not either. You giving me what you think I expect sounds like an excuse to be a jackass to me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

If I want to be a jackass then I'll be a jackass. I don't need an excuse for it.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Then you're just way off the mark when it comes to what I expect. Best if you stop trying to give it to me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Sure. Right after you stop reading into shit that isn't there.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

How else was I supposed to have taken it except negatively?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

...Not negatively?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

How is that not negative?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Oh for fuck sake. You know, I'm really sick of having to explain or defend every other comment I make. So I'm not going to anymore. Get a fucking road map and figure shit out on your own. Or don't. I don't care.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Someone's caught my over-reaction bug.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Fuck you.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I apologize, okay. Completely my fault. You done?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

With this conversation? Yes.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

With being pissed at me in that really not caring kind of way.