Portrait of an Artist

[r_vecchio]

So everybody knows I'm artistic, right? I hardly even have to say it. I'm not into art and I don't know much about art but, you know, when you're blessed with a gift like I am you just can't help but use it sometimes.

Anyway, I did a self portrait online a little while back and thought it was my duty to share it with you all. I think it's...well, I think it will touch some of you out there.





I suspect you're speechless. Just look at it, feel it. The badge, the color, see how I made one of my eyes hazel? The swirl of my ear, the pink kissable lips... I welcome comments and positive feedback but no constructive criticism, thank you.

Because I was bored the artiste in me wasn't satisfied after that, it made me do another one. And because I wanted to experiment with hair it chose Asher. Behold. Again.





I know those of you who really appreciate art at its purest will be angry and sad but: I don't accept requests. I'm sorry.

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It would explain your aversion to seeing/hearing...

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.....

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...it. Whoops.

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[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Uh oh. You brought out the big guns.

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Uh-huh.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Again, again!

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Christ. We're gonna kill each other before the ten days are up.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I'll increase my life insurance just in case. You don't have to worry. It's not like I'll be taking anything silver with me.

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That doesn't make it better.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Kinda guarantees at least one of us will be on the plane back to the US though. If you want both of us on it you're just gonna have to control yourself.

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Me? You're the one who sets me off.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Haven't you ever heard of the saying "Don't shoot the button presser"?

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No.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

We'll both just have to control ourselves then.

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That should go well.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Regretting it already, huh?

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I'm just being realistic.

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You may be surprised.

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Or I might be proved right.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

So what if you are? So what if we argue? It won't be the end of the world. But I can tell you now, I don't intend to waste our time arguing.

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Do you ever intend to?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Only if I'm pissed at you. What I mean is, I'm gonna try extra hard to avoid it. Got other priorities that are more important.

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I'll bet.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

What's that supposed to mean?