Portrait of an Artist

[r_vecchio]

So everybody knows I'm artistic, right? I hardly even have to say it. I'm not into art and I don't know much about art but, you know, when you're blessed with a gift like I am you just can't help but use it sometimes.

Anyway, I did a self portrait online a little while back and thought it was my duty to share it with you all. I think it's...well, I think it will touch some of you out there.





I suspect you're speechless. Just look at it, feel it. The badge, the color, see how I made one of my eyes hazel? The swirl of my ear, the pink kissable lips... I welcome comments and positive feedback but no constructive criticism, thank you.

Because I was bored the artiste in me wasn't satisfied after that, it made me do another one. And because I wanted to experiment with hair it chose Asher. Behold. Again.





I know those of you who really appreciate art at its purest will be angry and sad but: I don't accept requests. I'm sorry.

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Just like the condom thing wasn't. Please, you embarrass me, you embarrass yourself by being seen with me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I don't embarrass easily.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Really? So you won't mind if I walk around with half a cigarette stuffed up each nostril then? 'Cause I seem to remember that embarrassed you last time.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Can't do it without making yourself look like a fool in the process? Amateur.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It'd be worth it. Besides, your way is just unjust. The punishment hardly fits the crime.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Says you.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Because it's trivial. If me using uh-huh is the only thing you got to worry about then you're a pretty lucky guy.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Most recent maybe, not only.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Why are you wasting energy worrying about it in the first place? Unless...no way....

Is your real name Asher Cullen Uh-huh Talos?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Uh-huh.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

No.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

How about the other way around?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

No!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It would explain your aversion to seeing/hearing...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

.....

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...it. Whoops.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Uh oh. You brought out the big guns.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Uh-huh.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Again, again!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Christ. We're gonna kill each other before the ten days are up.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I'll increase my life insurance just in case. You don't have to worry. It's not like I'll be taking anything silver with me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

That doesn't make it better.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Kinda guarantees at least one of us will be on the plane back to the US though. If you want both of us on it you're just gonna have to control yourself.