Portrait of an Artist

[r_vecchio]

So everybody knows I'm artistic, right? I hardly even have to say it. I'm not into art and I don't know much about art but, you know, when you're blessed with a gift like I am you just can't help but use it sometimes.

Anyway, I did a self portrait online a little while back and thought it was my duty to share it with you all. I think it's...well, I think it will touch some of you out there.





I suspect you're speechless. Just look at it, feel it. The badge, the color, see how I made one of my eyes hazel? The swirl of my ear, the pink kissable lips... I welcome comments and positive feedback but no constructive criticism, thank you.

Because I was bored the artiste in me wasn't satisfied after that, it made me do another one. And because I wanted to experiment with hair it chose Asher. Behold. Again.





I know those of you who really appreciate art at its purest will be angry and sad but: I don't accept requests. I'm sorry.

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Not on purpose though... Huh, I like that description. You've got a good eye, Will.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Ohh, what are you gonna do, Asher? Vecchio uh-huhs. What a naughty guy. Huh? Stop, I'm embarrassed.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

It doesn't have to be anything true. I don't even have to settle for doing it in six words over the 'net. I can embarrass you in public next month.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Just like the condom thing wasn't. Please, you embarrass me, you embarrass yourself by being seen with me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I don't embarrass easily.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Really? So you won't mind if I walk around with half a cigarette stuffed up each nostril then? 'Cause I seem to remember that embarrassed you last time.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Can't do it without making yourself look like a fool in the process? Amateur.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It'd be worth it. Besides, your way is just unjust. The punishment hardly fits the crime.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Says you.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Because it's trivial. If me using uh-huh is the only thing you got to worry about then you're a pretty lucky guy.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Most recent maybe, not only.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Why are you wasting energy worrying about it in the first place? Unless...no way....

Is your real name Asher Cullen Uh-huh Talos?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Uh-huh.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

No.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

How about the other way around?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

No!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It would explain your aversion to seeing/hearing...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

.....

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...it. Whoops.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Uh oh. You brought out the big guns.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Uh-huh.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Again, again!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Christ. We're gonna kill each other before the ten days are up.