From Madeleine

My Life According to Google.
Type in the following and choose the first choice...


1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Ray needs to win more people over.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Ray looks like a lesbian.

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Ray does some one-leg lunges.

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Ray hates unicorns.

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Ray goes limp for porn. I hate this meme.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Ray loves porn after all. Ray loves someone else taking heat.

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Ray eats live goldfish too.

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Ray has nipples.

9: Type in "[your name] can" in Google Search:
Ray can see into the future.

10: Type in "[your name] will" in Google search:
Ray will never be in my home.