London Calling

Why wasn't this there in January?!

Okay. One of you has to go to London. I don't care when, so long as it's before 15th June. We'll pick a day, a time, and I'll go stand at the other end. Take your cell phone. We'll see if this thing really works like it says it does.

Who's with me? Come on, come on, come on, don't be shy. I'm totally serious.

So that only took me the best part of an hour of my life

1) Are you an Aunt/Uncle?
Uncle. Apparently, I have a bumble ball as genitals

2) Can you do a cartwheel?
Not tried for a long time. By accident, maybe.

3) What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?
That...thing. The rom-com in Vegas. With that blond who's not that hot. Sucked.

( Can't count. )