THREE

[r_vecchio]

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Ray
2. Vecchio
3. Bitch Extraordinaire

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. This one
2. RayVecchio27 on AIM. Yes, I have one. Not a word.
3. Vec9043R, username for work


THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm a catch. Catches can't whittle it down to just three. Though I will admit I'm pretty damn good with my hands. Different but good.


THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Scars aren't great but I'm not gonna whine about them.


THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. American.
2. Italian. Surprise surprise.
3. My Uncle Lorenzo spouts on about moving to Scotland to escape Al Capone, says we had family there. Though he also thinks a crew outta Deerborn Park is gonna come break some bones whenever he opens his mouth to anybody, so I doubt he's very reliable.


THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Kowalski's hair.
2. The other two
3. Are for me to know.


THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Cup of coffee. Boring but necessary
2. Good clothes
3. Peace and quiet.


THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. Pants
2. Belt
3. You pervs


THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Not The Clash
2. Not The Ramones
3. Nothing that Kowalski listens to. I have to do stake outs with this man. His logic? His car is in the line of fire so he gets to choose the radio station. I know partnership is meant to be about compromise but come on. That music is practically a health hazard.


THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. ABBA. Use your imagination.


THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Why, you gonna give them to me?
2. Some days I want a lotta things, some days I don't. Depends on the relationship.
3. Some kind of love. Obviously.


TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. Tony gives the best neck rubs in the world.
2. I know what I want.
3. I've walked past an Armani sale before without going inside.


THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Charm
2. Challenge
3. Ch.......Eyes


THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES:
1. Basketball
2. Poker
3. Community service? Fraser, that is so not normal. Uh, I'm thinking about taking up life drawing. When the women models are in. That, or cooking more.


THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. ...
2. Take a shower. Hint hint, Maria.
3. Get out of the house.


THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. Basketball player back in high school.
2. British Secret Agent. Double Oh V! Got my CPD badge instead
3. Male model? That was right about up there with Bowling Alley Proprietor.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Miami!
2. New York. Christmas time. Sales!
3. Florence


THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Joseph. Always will.
2. Asher, purely for the irony.
3. Rosa. That's my Ma's name, and if I ever have a daughter she'd have that as her middle name.


THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. I don't wanna die. Why do memes always have to be so morbid all the time? They're supposed to be entertainment. Contemplating death is not entertaining, believe me.
2. Maybe...I dunno, maybe see what OCU has to offer me. I don't know if I'll ever transfer there but, I'm going to keep it in mind.
3. Kids would be nice.


THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I pee standing up. That's all the proof you need. Want more? Ask nicely and I might just be feeling generous.


THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY/GIRL (OPPOSITE SEX):
1. I take pride in my appearance. Are guys not supposed to do that too?
2. I can't think of anything else.
3. Must be because I'm so manly.


THREE PEOPLE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ:
They know who they are!

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Eww, oh that's..... Clearly you're one of the perverts I mentioned. I'm waiting for her to get out the bathroom so I can go in.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

You worded it poorly.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No, you're just seeing what isn't there. Keep your Freudian Projection in check, Asher. I don't wanna know what you wanna do really badly right now with your sister.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Don't flip this on me, you're the one who wants to shower with yours.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, I get the feeling showering with a sibling is far more innocent than whatever you wanna do, despite what you say.

And I don't want to shower with Maria, she's my sister. Where I come from that's reason enough not to want to do things.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

You can cram your 'feelings' where the sun don't shine.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I'm still trying.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Try harder.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No. My list of things I want to do right now is already filled up, thanks.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

There's a difference between want and need.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Wow, really? I never woulda guessed. And which is this for you? You want me to try harder or you need me to?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

You need you to try harder. That's good enough.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You don't need anything?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

To avoid sunlight, garlic and silver.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Then maybe my 'feelings' would be safer where the sun does shine then. That way you can't get to them.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Smart ass.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It's the pants.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

That's where you do all your best thinking?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Sometimes. Luckily, it doesn't seem to care whether it's my best thinking at the time or not, long as it all leads to the same thing.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Low standards, huh?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Most people call them hookers. I've worked those standards back up since then, though; now they're pretty high.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Hm.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

'Hm'? What d'you mean, 'hm'? Have you been taking lessons from Fraser?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Doubt I'm interested in anything he's willing to teach. He probably reserves the good stuff for Hubby.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, you're both pretty good at being annoying. Share notes and you'll probably be unstoppable.

My shower was cold. This is my house and I can't even get a decent shower.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Poor baby.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Hm.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Looks like your lessons are paying off.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

On how to be annoying? I guess I do need the practice.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

No, you've got that one down.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Ah, you set a good example, pal. All I do is follow it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Don't call me that.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Missing your quotation marks?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Something like that.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, pal isn't friend so I don't know why you're freaking out.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

I'm not freaking out.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You don't care enough to freak out, huh?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Enough to tell you to stop, not enough to start pulling my hair out.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

If it's as scary as Kowalski's I'd recommend that. His moves. On its own.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Fascinating.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

No, scary. Scary, did I not just say that?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Fine. Scary.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

You're welcome.