7DS
1. Who did you last get angry with?
Perp
2. What is your weapon of choice?
My dazzling good looks
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
On the job, yeah. But not, when I'm off-duty, no.
4. How about the same sex?
BTDT
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
You'd have to ask them. Any takers?
6. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I can't let them go easily, no.
7. Have you ever threatened someone's life.... and meant it?
Unfortunately
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
Nothing I can think of
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
About 4pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Stella
4. What is the last lame excuse that you made?
The wolf did it
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Uh huh. Bored now.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
Basketball every Thursday
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
Once
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Pina Colada. But that's pretty reasonable
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
White
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
A lot. That's all I remember
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No!
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
No!
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
........sweets
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?
Not a vampire or monster here. Neither am I a cannibal.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
Two
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Doughnuts. They're more pleasure than guilt though. Yummy American Goodness
3. If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
Don't tease me
4. Would you rather be rich or famous?
Famous because I'm so rich? Move over Bill Gates
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
...how much are we talkin'?
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Enough to get me arrested? Nope
7. Would you kill your grandfather after reading in his will that he's left you hundreds of thousands of dollars?
What a sick question
PRIDE
1. What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
Getting detective
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
I can't speak for my Pop but for my Ma it's a toss up between marrying Ange and becoming a cop
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
I only get one thing?
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
If I care enough
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Give me an example
6. Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
Yeah, everyone does
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Nothing?
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
Wow, personal. My fair share
2. How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
About the same number
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
Not.....intentionally
4. Have you "done it"?
What do you think?
5. What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Differs person to person. Smile's up there near the top though
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Propositioned? You make it sound so...I've never been propositioned, no.
7. How often do you think about sex?
No more and no less than the average male, I guess
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Red serge. Not gonna say why.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
Is James Bond available?
3. If you could be anyone in the world, who would you be?
John Travolta.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Um
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Ha ha, very funny. Move on
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Nothing. I'm perfect?
7. Have you ever stolen something you wanted from someone else?
No.
DEADLY SINNER
Which deadly sin do you practice most often?
Wrath? I don't know. I think I've done this meme before though. I should check to see what I said but I can't be bothered. Sloth would probably be the best answer here then.
Which deadly sin do you practice least often?
Envy
Which deadly sin is your favorite to act on?
Lust/Sloth. And before any of you say anything, no, not at the same time
Which deadly sin do you despise in others?
Greed.