Ray and Benny's forty year old love-child. THAT'S RIGHT!

[r_vecchio]

The child they never knew existed! Sprouted from their loins during a hot fumble behind the precinct. (Sorry Kowalski. Ren.)

This dude, however, seems to be missing the one factor Ray and Benny share in BUCKET-LOADS!

HOTNESS!!

It seems the Amer-adian apple fell far from the tree this time round. No wonder Ray scarpered to Vegas. WAH!


Fraser and Kowalski's love-child. Ray wants to know why THEY got the David Beckham look-a-like...

OMFG!!!!

.........

I'll never read Ray/Ray ever, ever again...

Comments

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

Good grief! I wanna play!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

PLAY!!!

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

*is doing so*

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

I should have perhaps used photos where they were facing in the same direction....

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

OMG WOMAN!

I know what you're up to! Trying to make Ray not want kids anymore!!

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

I dunno, if I'd flipped Ray's picture first, like a sensible person...

Of course, by the time their child is THAT age, it's really not going to matter anyway....

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

O. MY. G

[asher_talos]

IT LOOKS LIKE LANCE BASS ON CRACK!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Uh, hahahaha! Who?

[souncanadian.livejournal.com]

....I'm taking you of my f-list.

now.

I can only give you so many chances, Caz.

FAIL!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

But I'm not American!!!

He looks like Ken Barlow...

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

He looks like Popeye!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

That's the REN in him!

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

Oh. God. I might just vomit...

*cries and covers Ren's eyes*

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

HE HAS A LAZY EYE!!!!!!

[chasemd.livejournal.com]

That's disturbing *snigger*

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Isn't it?! Where did all the hotness GO?!

Wow!!!

[virgotreehugger.livejournal.com]

Caps pretty cool too!

Re: Wow!!!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Hey, thanks! And welcome! :D

Re: Wow!!!

[virgotreehugger.livejournal.com]

So did you have a birthday or was it THE B-Day? Been there, done that, life gets better, it goes on and on, my friend.

Re: Wow!!!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

What? I mean....huh? Lol. What? Was what THE B-Day...?

Re: Wow!!!

[virgotreehugger.livejournal.com]

Sorry Sir, I was under the impression you've reached the big 40! I was mistaken, I'm sure.

Re: Wow!!!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding...? I'm no sir. And I'm most certainly not FORTY! Have you uh, read this journal's profile by any chance?

Re: Wow!!!

[virgotreehugger.livejournal.com]

No, actually I haven't.There I go again,looking at the fotos and not reading the book! I will now.

Re: Wow!!!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Alright, well...just to break it down for you:

This? Is a fictional character's journal, from the Canadian TV show due South. He, Ray Vecchio, is not...real. I am his mun, (that's not a typo, I don't mean to write "mum", really. I'm a mun) which basically means I'm his writer. He does not exist in RL. Um, and this thread here with all the morphed photos? Is "out of character", in other words it's ME speaking and not HIM.

Yeah. So. Hope that's cleared a few things up! :D

Re: Wow!!!

[asher_talos]

No cakes, man.

NO cakes.

Re: Wow!!!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

:-O

:P

What did I do?!!!!!

Re: Snausages!!!

[asher_talos]

Well if YOU don't know I'm certainly not going to TELL you.

No mother-frakkin' CAKES!

Re: Ooh sneaky...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

But I can think of TWO things I've done! How am I supposed to know which one you're punishing me for!??!?!?

You want sad ones? I can give you sad ones. *sadcakes* There. HAPPY?!

Re: I know, right?!

[asher_talos]

Maybe it's BOTH.

Aw, sadcakes are cute. Here, have an icon.

Re: I <3 your 12 inch personality!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

That would explain why the punishment is so harsh...

Can I keep 'im? :D

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Omg you fried my brain.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

*adds more oil*

[scotchsour.livejournal.com]

Are you determined to make me go blind? Crazy? Wishing I was illiterate?

I'll admit with a bit of clean up that the first one could be the hot dad in the neighborhood.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It IS my ultimate goal in life, yes!! I haz acheeved ultimate gowl!! \o/

Ewwwwwwww!!!! ICKY LOVE CHILD!

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

I would totally jump Fraser and Kowalski's lovechild *g*

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You freak.

[lipstickcat.livejournal.com]

What? He has a "I'm the lovechild of Paul Gross and Callum Keith Rennie and I look a bit like Sting" thing going on....

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

*looks around unaware until he turns his head*

AHHHH

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Don't you mean ARGHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs away screaming* ?

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

Not alot scares me. Not even guys that dress up like me for Halloween.

Now if your love child looked more like a clown..then it would be an ARGGG

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Eugh. Clowns. Now those are the devil incarnate.