.....Orlando Bloom? Like.....THE Orlando Bloom?!?!?! Wow! WOW! How cool is tha---


I mean, uh, this nomination? Totally unfounded. *coughs* I mean, sure, he's like....famous and stuff. And I mighta gotten a little over-excited once or twice, but please. He's married. Plus, he's married. And also? A guy. But mostly? He's married. *sniff*