omg!faint

[r_vecchio]

Nnnnnuuurrrgghhh.

All I see is Asher in a white dinner suit.

What's wrong with me??

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT. Seriously. Like, woah, I have to see this episode. I'm actually too tired to put this WOAHNESS into words! Thank you dear sister for linking me it! :D

*salivates*

...is he a waiter...?

 

ETA: Oral fixation FTW! Moustache, GET OFF HIS FACE. Hat? I like it!

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Why, now that you mention it, yes! Asher is a mere place-holder, a cheap replica, for The Man who TRULY holds Ray's heart! His look-a-like, Raaaaaaaaaymond Kowalski! COME ON DOWN!

;P

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

:O

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Is that Fraser or Asher..?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Oh, wow...could work for either...duh. I totally remember who I play ALL the time XD

ASHER! MEAN!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Ray doesn't mean it! He....he's trying to make Asher jealous, that's what it is!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Well it's WORKING.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

And STILL Asher makes no move! I knew I hated chess for a reason.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

RAY'S the reluctant one.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Did you not listen in class? *stretches out pointer stick again* I wrote it on the board! Ray = good, honourable man!! 'Course he's gonna hold back! Doesn't mean he doesn't really really really really want to jump in the sack with the guy.

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

*nods solemnly* I suspected as much.

Good thing there is no divorce going on. Ray promises not to hurt Asher's chances with Vecchio.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

.....you both suck.

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

I suck because there's no divorce and Ray and Fraser are going to live happily ever after forever and ever and adopt little Canadian babies? :O

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Well, no, you're okay because of that, but implying that Kowalski is doing Ash a favor by not getting between he and Vecchio is just WRONG. HE HOLDS NO HAT TO HIM. So, again I say: you both suck. Except maybe you a little bit less. Because of the Canadian babies.

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

HEEE. Canadian babies! Wee little Canadian babies! Fraser can teach them how to ice fish! (C'mon, I totally don't suck.)

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Wee little Canadian babies, huh?? WEE ones do you say??

:O Vecchio must be the FATHER!!!!!!! :O :O :O

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

...no. Vecchio is not the father, RAY KOWALSKI AND FRASER ARE THE FATHERS. >:|

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

No, you're right, you totally don't. I've given all your suck to Caz, so you're cool now :D

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I see no-one is denying the gay pornographic movies Fraser dabbled in during his younger days....I knew I was right. *fist pump*

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

\o/ That's what happens when you imagine Fraser and Ray raising babies together.

(Biiiiirthday!! Daaaancing! :D)

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Uuuuuuntiiiillll.......social services find out about Fraser's sordid past and take ickle Canadian babies away! :O DRAMAH!

You know, you should never star in gay Canadian porno movies and then become a Mountie. Someone's bound to find out. School boy error.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank God. Ray'd cry otherwise.

The mental images are, however, rather amusing. For me, anyway. They're nearly killing Ray. Everytime he gets even close to imagining Asher like that, he freaks out in my head! (No offence to Kowalski! <3) Like one of those fainting goats!

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

Ray is very confused about this whole situation! He doesn't know where Asher factors into Turnbull and Vecchio! (I am confused as well. XD)

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

As are Ray and I...

Asher is pretty much the forbidden fruit and Man can to fall to temptation, on occasion.

[ray--k.livejournal.com]

:O :O

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

It's Asher's fault.