omg!faint

[r_vecchio]

Nnnnnuuurrrgghhh.

All I see is Asher in a white dinner suit.

What's wrong with me??

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT. Seriously. Like, woah, I have to see this episode. I'm actually too tired to put this WOAHNESS into words! Thank you dear sister for linking me it! :D

*salivates*

...is he a waiter...?

 

ETA: Oral fixation FTW! Moustache, GET OFF HIS FACE. Hat? I like it!

Comments

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Mmm, tell me what restaurant he works at and I'm THERE!

Oh, God, never a truer word has been spoken. What I wanna know is: Why don't I see RayK in a white dinner suit when I look at that?!? I don't see RayK anywhere but as RayK! Never, nuh uh, not once. This is freaky. Kowalski's probably too solid as a character to be able to transcend like Asher can. Which is no slight against the Vamp, it's just there's like, a scrap of canon on him in comparison, so yeah, less solid. More fluidy! Mmmm, fluidy!Asher...*slurps*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Stop badmouthing the wee canon, woman!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

But "we- no, I can't say it. I'm not Scottish so wee to me is just...well, yeah, wee... Yeah! But! Little canon gives YOU more scope to do your beautiful thang with him! .....Aaaaand I obviously can't pull THAT off either...

[asher_talos]

If you put 'wee' and 'thang' together you get something different. And funny.

...uh, and possibly a reason for Vecchio to be embarrassed if he did send a nekkid pic.

Hmm.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

:O

Italian Stallion, I'll have you know! Even his icon says it! ITALIAN STALLION!!!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

THAT'S why he's holding out. Boy, it all makes sense now.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...because...he's hung like a horse? :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Opposite. Poor thing.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

>:O

He's WELL-ENDOWED! One day Asher'll realise that and then ohhhh, you'll be sorry! And...and jealous! And Asher'll be all "WOW, that's hot," and Ray'll be all "Yeeaahh, baby" and then, and then, and THEN, you're just gonna have to like, shove a bed into your head and oh, it'll be NOISY! You won't be able to concentrate ever again! One guy can go forever, quite literally, and Ray? He'll give it a damn good try! Oh, yes, you'll be sorry for thinking that. *nods* Uh huh.

[fraser-rcmp.livejournal.com]

...

*pats*

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

He'll show you! He'll show Asher! He'll show the WHOOOLE WOOORLD!!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

That's hot :D

We'll all be waiting.