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r_vecchio Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} ynez_castillo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole will_porter's purse (30 points). In June I gave in_a_chinashop a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I bought porn for ray__k (-10 points). Last month I stole onewingbloody's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
Coal? But I bought Kowalski porn... why's that a negative??
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Date: 2006-11-18 10:55 pm (UTC)Okay. I'm sorry.He does. To make all the toys and get them delivered. To make the reaindeer fly. The whole thing. Without that amulet, no Christmas.
Agent Mulder and I saved Christmas. I could call Mr. Kringler and put in a good word for you.
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Date: 2006-11-18 11:11 pm (UTC)So am I. But I really hate it when you feel like you gotta apologize, 'cause you really don't need to.So it's not only kids who get presents from Santa? Wow. And, y'know, if you wanna call him and tell him I've been good, then I'd be cool with that...
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Date: 2006-11-18 11:14 pm (UTC)I feel bad for you. That's all.I'll just do that, then. He'll figure out what you need for Christmas.
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Date: 2006-11-18 11:27 pm (UTC)Okay, well, try not to, yeah? 'Cause I don't wanna make you feel bad.Toy train set.Uh, yeah, I'm sure he'll find something that I want.no subject
Date: 2006-11-18 11:36 pm (UTC)I know you don't. I just don't like it that you're hurting. But I understand.Anything else?I'm sure he will.no subject
Date: 2006-11-18 11:44 pm (UTC)Make-up set, LEGO, dress up Barbie, Action Man! Uh, coloring set and I'll let you know anything else I think of...Can Santa read minds?
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Date: 2006-11-18 11:51 pm (UTC)Make up set? Dress up Barbie? Is there something you need to tell me, Ray?I think so, yes.
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Date: 2006-11-18 11:53 pm (UTC)That I'm a big kid at heart? ...who likes girly games? Oh, Christ.Uh oh.
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Date: 2006-11-18 11:55 pm (UTC)You said it.Have you been naughty or nice?
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Date: 2006-11-19 12:03 am (UTC)Don't tell anyone.A
lotlittle bit of both. How 'bout you?no subject
Date: 2006-11-19 12:04 am (UTC)Your secrets are always safe with me, Ray. You might want to mention this one to your shrink, though.Mostly nice, I think. I don't know for sure.
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Date: 2006-11-19 12:16 am (UTC)I tell that to Dinosaur Guy and chances are it'll give him heart failure.Nice, more than nice. Definitely more than nice.How can you not know for sure?no subject
Date: 2006-11-19 12:17 am (UTC)How are those meetings with him going?I don't know. I just don't. I don't feel very nice, but I'm not sure I feel naughty.
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Date: 2006-11-19 12:44 am (UTC)He fries my brain right in front of me. Not surprisingly, it hurts.I don't think you're naughty so don't worry. From what I heard, Santa seems like a nice enough guy so he'll bring you what you really want.
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Date: 2006-11-19 12:46 am (UTC)Poor Ray. I don't think I'd like that, either. So it isn't helping? Or is it too soon to say? It's probably too soon.I hope he does. That means he could figure it out.
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Date: 2006-11-19 12:50 am (UTC)I got my third session early next week so.. I dunno if it's working. I don't really see what I should be getting outta it.'Cause you can't figure it out yourself?
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Date: 2006-11-19 01:06 am (UTC)It's too early to tell anything if you've only had two sessions. What do you want to get out of it?Something like that.
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Date: 2006-11-19 01:10 am (UTC)My gun.Then I hope he brings you whatever he figures you want.
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Date: 2006-11-19 01:12 am (UTC)That's a very concrete goal.Me too.
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Date: 2006-11-19 01:16 am (UTC)Yeah, it is. Got plenty of those.Hey, uh...y'know what I figure? Kowalski's not that bad a guy.
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Date: 2006-11-19 01:18 am (UTC)Concrete goals are good. I seem to have lost track of mine recently. What are yours? Besides the gun, I mean.I think you're right. What led to that?
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Date: 2006-11-19 01:41 am (UTC)CPD was one of the big ones and uh, doesn't matter what the others are until I reach 'em.We had a conversation. Sounds pretty simple, huh?
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Date: 2006-11-19 01:44 am (UTC)Let me know if there's anything I can do to help, okay?Simple is usually effective.
I'm glad you two are talking.
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Date: 2006-11-20 12:48 pm (UTC)Yeah, 'course I will. And, hey if I can, y'know, help you figure out some of your goals then all you gotta do is ask, okay?Not that effective in my experience.
Better than knocking eachother out, right?
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Date: 2006-11-20 03:19 pm (UTC)Well, I know what my goals used to be. Did I ever tell you about my dissertation?Maybe you use a different type of simple than I do.
Or shooting each other.
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