Ding dong merrily on high, fa-la-la-la-la-laaaa-la

[r_vecchio]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November ynez_castillo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole will_porter's purse (30 points). In June I gave in_a_chinashop a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I bought porn for ray__k (-10 points). Last month I stole onewingbloody's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, r_vecchio

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Coal? But I bought Kowalski porn... why's that a negative??

Comments

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Man, you're a good cop! Um, but my lipstick was missing from my purse...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I am, thank you! And yeah, uh, I wouldn't have a clue about the lipstick...

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Mmm hmm...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I don't! *sniff*

I'm more worried about why you, a guy, had a purse in the first place...

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Er, did I say it was mine? I meant to say it was my mother's...

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah, riiight.

I can't believe you had a purse, Will. Actually, I can't believe I'd steal a purse... twice. But that lipstick was a nice shade so.... you can see how I was tempted.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

Aha!!! Lipstick thief!!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

...lipstick owner!

I think that settles it.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

But I'm really pretty with it on.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Please, no more mental pictures. My brain'll explode.

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*laughs* So that means I shouldn't mention the stockings?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

!!BOOM!!

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad one of us can laugh.

I got brain pain over here...

[ex-will-port106.livejournal.com]

*wipes tears from eyes* You're too easy, Ray.