Ding dong merrily on high, fa-la-la-la-la-laaaa-la

[r_vecchio]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November ynez_castillo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole will_porter's purse (30 points). In June I gave in_a_chinashop a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I bought porn for ray__k (-10 points). Last month I stole onewingbloody's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, r_vecchio

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Coal? But I bought Kowalski porn... why's that a negative??

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It's not like I hit the Old Navy for their deals on performance fleece...

Uh... Definitely too many bad vampire movies.

Positive. I don't believe that.

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Not helping the mental pictures here...

Y'know what? Just for you, I'll see what I can do on the pony front. Don't tell anyone though, I don't wanna be accused of favoritsim.

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...you're a strange, strange man, Ray.

My lips are sealed.