Ding dong merrily on high, fa-la-la-la-la-laaaa-la

[r_vecchio]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November ynez_castillo and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole will_porter's purse (30 points). In June I gave in_a_chinashop a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August I bought porn for ray__k (-10 points). Last month I stole onewingbloody's purse (-30 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-65 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, r_vecchio

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Coal? But I bought Kowalski porn... why's that a negative??

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Of course. Vampire, Ray. Not Jew. And why the fuck would I want a 'victim'? I think you've seen one too many bad vampire movies.

I can do that. ...-er

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You really get presents? And you give them too? Jesus Christ, mental picture of you Christmas shopping with the masses.

Might've done. Victim, gift certificate for the blood bank, what’s the difference?

Are you sure? Yeah, like I'm gonna call you that when I know how much you love 'Ash.' What can I say, I like to give people what they want. But I still got no ponies.

[ooc:just to let you know i haven't forgotten abt the kowalski/boxing thread! im in the middle of writing the response! so cool!]

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It's not like I hit the Old Navy for their deals on performance fleece...

Uh... Definitely too many bad vampire movies.

Positive. I don't believe that.

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Not helping the mental pictures here...

Y'know what? Just for you, I'll see what I can do on the pony front. Don't tell anyone though, I don't wanna be accused of favoritsim.

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...you're a strange, strange man, Ray.

My lips are sealed.