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Deep Impact is a thoroughly depressing movie. If you haven't seen it, good for you. Comet, earth, boom, basically. Little boom anyway. I bet Fraser'd be on the pre-selected list; that, or have some fool-proof plan to save all of Greater Chicago with Kowalski's toothpick and a bootlace. I always end up wondering what I'd do if the world was ending in ten days. I get as far as "save the waffle maker" and then, sad as it sounds, I draw a blank. Kind of. So like I said - thoroughly depressing movie. I don't recommend it.

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If the world was ending, I might possibly, maybe if you don't annoy me about the world ending and all that, give you a last kiss. Maybe.

Don't get your hopes up.

Not a first kiss, huh?

It would count as a first kiss too, wouldn't it?

Depends if there's been any before it.

I can't think of any other way we'd end up kissing.

You could pull the old fainting trick. I'm a pro at mouth-to-mouth.

I don't faint.

Pretend?

I'm not going to pretend to faint just so you can kiss me. Aren't you dating someone anyway?

Not exactly, no. How about a stakeout together? We could reenact one of those cliched moments you see in cop movies - kiss or be caught.

Not exactly? We don't work in the same department.

I don't see them regularly. Or at all, really. Is that your only objection, that we don't work in the same dept?

Here I was trying to cheer you up and I'm just making it worse. Sorry.

No, you're not. I don't like the situation but I'm used to it by now. Nice try though, dodging my question.

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The chances of us ending up on the same case, where there's a stakeout and a stakeout that would require us to pretend to be a couple, even cliche kiss to save it are tiny. Really tiny.

So're the chances of winning the lottery and I've already done that. Besides, I bet you got strings you could pull. You can leave the rest to me, I got a few juicy cases on my lap already that could do with a little poking around.

I am not wasting my favors just so we end up on a stakeout together. I need those favors.

End of the world it is, then. So generous of you, Murphy.

Like I said, I'm crap at cheering people up.

Should I schedule you in before or after I've saved my waffle maker?

Before. I'll probably be doing the suicidal thing of trying to help. I promise to make it a great kiss though.

One to die for? Heh.

You'll probably be the only person facing the end of the world with a smile.

You have a lotta confidence in your abilities.

I have heard no complaints.

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